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Issue 446 - Monday, 31st July 2017

Issue 445 - Friday, 28th July 2017

Issue 444 - Thursday, 27th July 2017

Issue 443 - Wednesday, 26th July 2017

Issue 442 - Tuesday, 25th July 2017

Issue 441 - Monday, 24th July 2017

Issue 440 - Friday, 21st July 2017

Issue 439 - Thursday, 20th July 2017

Issue 438 - Wednesday, 19th July 2017

Issue 437 - Tuesday, 18th July 2017

Issue 436 - Monday, 17th July 2017

Issue 435 - Friday, 14th July 2017

Issue 434 - Thursday, 13th July 2017

Issue 433 - Wednesday, 12th July 2017

Issue 432 - Tuesday, 11th July 2017

Issue 431 - Monday, 10th July 2017

Issue 430 - Friday, 7th July 2017

Issue 429 - Thursday, 6th July 2017

Issue 428 - Wednesday, 5th July 2017

Issue 427 - Tuesday, 4th July April 2017

Issue 426 - Monday, 3rd July 2017

Issue 425 - Friday, 30th June 2017

Issue 424 - Thursday, 29th June 2017

Issue 423 - Wednesday, 28th June 2017

Issue 422 - Tuesday, 27th June 2017

Issue 421 - Monday, 26th June 2017

Issue 420 - Friday, 23rd June 2017

Issue 419 - Thursday, 22nd June 2017

Issue 418 - Wednesday, 21st June 2017

Issue 417 - Tuesday, 20th June 2017

Issue 416 - Monday, 19th June 2017

Issue 415 - Friday, 16th June 2017

Issue 414 - Thursday, 15th June 2017

Issue 413 - Wednesday, 14th June 2017

Issue 412 - Tuesday, 13th June 2017

Issue 411 - Friday, 9th June 2017

Issue 410 - Thursday, 8th June 2017

Issue 409 - Wednesday, 7th June 2017

Issue 408 - Tuesday, 6th June 2017

Issue 407 - Monday, 5th June 2017

Issue 406 - Friday, 2nd June 2017

Issue 405 - Thursday, 1st June 2017

Issue 404 - Wednesday, 31st May 2017

Issue 403 - Tuesday, 30th May 2017

Issue 402 - Monday, 29th May 2017

Issue 401 - Friday, 26th May 2017

Issue 400 - Thursday, 25th May 2017

Issue 399 - Wednesday, 24th May 2017

Issue 398 - Tuesday, 23rd May 2017

Issue 397 - Monday, 22nd May 2017

Issue 396 - Friday, 19th May 2017

Issue 395 - Thursday, 18th May 2017

Issue 394 - Wednesday, 17th May 2017

Issue 393 - Tuesday, 16th May 2017

Issue 392 - Monday, 15th May 2017

Issue 391 - Friday, 12th May 2017

Issue 390 - Thursday, 11th May 2017

Issue 389 - Thursday, 10th May 2017

Issue 388 - Tuesday, 9th May 2017

Issue 387 - Monday, 8th May 2017

Issue 386 - Friday, 5th May 2017

Issue 385 - Thursday, 4th May 2017

Issue 384 - Wednesday, 3rd May 2017

Issue 383 - Tuesday, 2nd May 2017

Issue 382 - Monday, 1st May 2017

Issue 381 - Friday, 28th April 2017

Issue 380 - Thursday, 27th April 2017

Issue 379 - Wednesday, 26th April 2017

Issue 378 - Monday, 24th April 2017

Issue 377 - Friday, 21st April 2017

Issue 376 - Thursday, 20th April 2017

Issue 375 - Wednesday, 19th April 2017

Issue 374 - Tuesday, 18th April 2017

Issue 373 - Thursday, 13th April 2017

Issue 372 - Wednesday, 12th April 2017

Issue 371 - Tuesday, 11th April 2017

Issue 370 - Monday, 10th April 2017

Issue 369 - Friday, 7th April 2017

Issue 368 - Thursday, 6th April 2017

Issue 367 - Wednesday, 5th April 2017

Issue 366 - Tuesday, 4th April 2017

Issue 365 - Monday, 3rd April 2017

Issue 364 - Friday, 31st March 2017

Issue 363 - Thursday, 30th March 2017

Issue 362 - Wednesday, 29th March 2017

Issue 361 - Tuesday, 28th March 2017

Issue 360 - Monday, 27th March 2017

Issue 359 - Friday, 24th March 2017

Issue 358 - Thursday, 23rd March 2017

Issue 357 - Wednesday, 22nd March 2017

Issue 356 - Tuesday, 21st March 2017

Issue 355 - Monday, 20th March 2017

Issue 354 - Friday, 17th March 2017

Issue 353 - Thursday, 16th March 2017

Issue 352 - Wednesday, 15th March 2017

Issue 351 - Tuesday, 14th March 2017

Issue 350 - Monday, 13th March 2017

Issue 349 - Friday, 10th March 2017

Issue 348 - Thursday, 9th March 2017

Issue 347 - Wednesday, 8th March 2017

Issue 147 - Monday, 16th May 2016 - Don’t Forget The Scrotum

Issue 146 - Friday, 13th of May 2016 - I've Been Parked There for AT LEAST Thirty Seconds

Issue 145 - Thursday, 12th May 2016 - The Driver Of A Dodgy Car In Rotorua Is In Deep Trouble

Issue 144 - Wednesday, 11th May 2016 - Nodding Profusely

Issue 143 - Tuesday, 10th May 2016 - It’s A Lie, A Flaming Lie!

Issue 142 - Monday 9th May 2016 - Get A Life Cyber Freaks

Issue 141 - Friday, 6th May 2016 - And Get It The Conventional Way

Issue 140 - Thursday, 5th May 2016 - They're Going To Have to Get Me Into Bed

Issue 139 - Wednesday 4th May 2016 - If They Want My Sperm

Issue 138 - Tuesday, 3rd May 2016 - Airmail: The Best Way To Get A Puppy From A To B

Issue 137 - Monday, 2nd May 2016 - Richard Marsland Can't Stop Tooling About Downstairs

Issue 136 - Friday, 29th April 2016 - Just Like Mama Used To Defrost

Issue 135 - Thursday, 28th April 2016 - The Labor Party Says Ahhhhhhhhh

Issue 134 - Wednesday, 27th April 2016 - And That's Hair Loss

Issue 133 - Tuesday, 26th April 2016 - There's Only One Thing That Really Worries Me

Issue 132 - Friday, 22nd April 2016 - Richard Marsipan

Issue 131 - Thursday 21st April 2016 - Your Body Is A Wonderland

Issue 130 - Wednesday, 20th April 2016 - Hot Dogs

Issue 129 - Tuesday, 19th April 2016 - Gaelan

Issue 128 - Monday, 18th April 2016 - Whole Lotta Sporking Going On

Issue 126 - Thursday, 14th April 2016 - Without Fail

Issue 127 - Wednesday, 13th April 2016 - Every Time

Issue 125 - Wednesday, 13th April 2016 - Every Time

Issue 124 - Tuesday, 12th April 2016 - They Let You Down

Issue 123 - Monday, 11th April 2016 - Borgust

Issue 119 - Tuesday, 5th April 2016 - I Was Flying Around In Pink Helicopters

Issue 118 - Monday, 4th April 2016 - I Was Wearing Tight Shorts

Issue 117 - Friday, 1st April, 2016 - Candle, Candle, Burning Bright

Issue 116 - Thursday, 31st March 2016 - Somebody Step On A Duck?

Issue 115 - Wednesday, 30th March 2016 - The Guy That Was In That Magazine, Getting Up His Missus

Issue 114 - Tuesday, 29th March 2016 - Nickelback

Issue 113 - Friday, 24th March 2016 - Jim's Upskirting

Issue 112 - Thursday, 23rd March 2016 - Standing Up To The Thugs In The Scallop Industry

Issue 111 - Tuesday, 22nd March 2016 - There's Never Been A Better Time

Issue 110 - Monday, 21st March 2016 - The Fat Kid From Mordialloc High School

Issue 109 - Friday, 18th March 2016 - I'm Free

Issue 108 - Thursday, 17th March 2016 - Fake

Issue 107 - Wednesday, 16th March 2016 - You Can Take My Licence, But You'll Never Take, My Tequila!

Issue 106 - Tuesday, 15th March 2016 - I've Been Parked There All Day

Issue 105 - Friday, 11th March 2016 - It Looks Like There's Something Rotten In The State of The Netherlands

Issue 104 - Thursday, 10th March 2016 - The View's Magnificent, You'll Bar Up!

Issue 103 - Wednesday, 9th March 2016 - He Thought I Was Fiddling With His Woman

Issue 102 - Tuesday, 8th March 2016 - You Need Good Fresh Ingredients To Bake The Best Cake

Issue 101 - Monday, 7th March 2016 - This Is Dizzy Stuff Folks

Issue 120 - Wednesday, 6th April 2016 - A Bright Pair of Newcomers Called Broz Had The World At Their Feet

Issue 100 - Friday, 4th March 2016 - Okay, Want Me To Hit It?

Issue 99 - Thursday 3rd March 2016 - It's Hard When You Can Talk Quick

Issue 98 - Wednesday, 2nd March 2016 - Remember

Issue 97 - Tuesday, 1st March 2016 - Ya Happy With That?

Issue 96 - Monday, 29th February 2016 - That Good Enough?

Issue 95 - Friday, 26th February 2016 - Ran On To This Great Arena

Issue 94 - Thursday, 25th February 2016 - Then Through Guts And Hard Work

Issue 93 - Wednesday, 24th February 2016 - Selling And Eating Dixie Ice Creams

Issue 92 - Tuesday, 23rd February 2016 - In Bay 13

Issue 91 - Monday, 22nd February 2016 - I Was Born And Spawn On This Game

Issue 90 - Friday, 19th February 2016 - On The Gravy Train Express, To Nowhere Town

Issue 89 - Thursday, 18th February 2016 - Bitching, Waiting For The Next Handout

Issue 88 - Wednesday, 17th Feburary 2016 - Rolling A Fat Cigarette

Issue 333 - Thursday, 16th February 2017

Issue 87 - Tuesday, 16th February 2016 - Sitting Back On The Couch

Issue 86 - Monday, 15th February 2016 - Talkback Mountain

Issue 85 - Friday, 12th February 2016 - The Dick Liquor

Issue 84 - Thursday, 11th February 2016 - Will Not Make A Decent Dog's Breakfast

Issue 83 - Wednesday 10th February, 2016 - Tossing a Few More Cans of PAL Into the Dog's Breakfast

Issue 82 - Tuesday, 9th Feburary 2016 - An Absolute Dog's Breakfast

Issue 81 - Monday 8th February 2016 - This is a Complete Dog's Breakfast

Issue 80 - Friday, 5th February 2016 - Grubs

Issue 79 - Thursday, 4th February 2016 - Knockers

Issue 78 - Wednesday, 3rd February 2016 - Deadbeats

Issue 77 - Tuesday 2nd February, 2016 - Losers

Issue 76 - Monday, 1st February, 2016 - Mingo

Issue 75 - Friday, 29th January 2016 - Woe Betides Anyone Who Has The Hide to Criticise It

Issue 74 - Thursday 28th January, 2016 - Passiona High

Issue 73 - Wednesday 27th January, 2016 - The Vengabus is Coming

Issue 72 - Tuesday 26th January, 2016 - Yellow Bellied Black Snake at a BBQ

Issue 71 - Monday, 25th January 2016 - I Quite Enjoyed Shortbus

Issue 70 - Friday, 22nd of January 2016 - I Was The Biggest Thing On The Footy Field

Issue 69 - Thursday, 20th January 2016 - Alright, That's Good Stuff

Issue 68 - Wednesday, 20th Janurary 2016 - You Know? My Long Blonde Locks

Issue 67 - Tuesday, 19th January 2016 - Hi! This is Warwick Capper!

Issue 66 - Monday 18th January, 2016 - After All Is Said And Done

Issue 65 - Friday, 15th January 2016 - Pot Kettle

Issue 64 - Thursday, 14th January 2016 - I Love You, You Barmy Old Horse

Issue 63 - Wednesday 13th January, 2016 - I Say, Get Over It

Issue 62 - Tuesday 12th January, 2016 - Flowers, Flowers Drifting by The Pane

Issue 61 - Monday 11th January, 2016 - People Want Dutch

Issue 60 - Friday 8th January, 2016 - Wastage and Seepage

Issue 59 - 7th January, 2016 - Stay Away From Him

Issue 58 - 6th January, 2016 - He is a Dirty Manwhore

Issue 57 - 5th January, 2016 - He's Not Worth It

Issue 56 - Monday 4th January, 2016 - Don't Go Near Him

Issue 55 - Friday 18th December, 2015 - I'm Richard

Issue 54 - Thursday, 17th December 2015 - The Windswept One

Issue 53 - Wednesday 16th December, 2015 - Life on Marsland

Issue 52 - Tuesday 15th December, 2015 - Ricky M

Issue 51 - 14th December, 2015 - Marsland Cricket Ground

Issue 50 - 11th of December, 2015 - Marsland Motors

Issue 49 - Thursday 10th December, 2015 - Hong Kong Marsland

Issue 48 - Wednesday 9th of December, 2015 - People Want Ducks

Issue 200 - Friday 29th July, 2016 - It's Never A Golden Age Until Past Tense Kicks In

Issue 201 - Monday, 1st August 2016 - We Planned It All This Way

Issue 202 - Thursday, 28th April 2016 - She's A Twentieth Century Girl

Issue 203 - Wednesday, 3rd August 2016 - You’re Taking The Fun Out Of Everything

Issue 204 - Thursday, 4th August 2016 - When I Feel Heavy Metal

Issue 205 - Friday, 5th August 2016 - You Come From Hong Kong Where People Are Strong

Issue 206 - Monday, 8th August 2016 - Adidas Trainers

Issue 207 - Tuesday, 9th August 2016 - I Lost My Girl To The Rolling Stones

Issue 208 - Wednesday, 10th August 2016 - It's On A Computer Now

Issue 209 - Thursday, 11th August 2016 - Too Many Western Men

Issue 210 - Friday, 12th August 2016 - There Are Too Many Of Us, That’s Plain To See

Issue 211 - Monday, 15th August 2016 - I Make It Look Easy Because It Is To Me

Issue 212 - Tuesday, 16th August 2016 - Just Fill Out The Form And Sign The Line

Issue 213 - Wednesday, 17th August 2016 - Treat Em Mean & Keep Em Keen, Oh That's Sickening

Issue 214 - Thursday, 18th August 2016 - Closing In On The Translation

Issue 215 - Friday, 19th August 2016 - Salt, Sweat, Sugar On The Asphalt

Issue 216 - Monday, 22nd August 2016 - Feels Alright As Long As Something's Happening

Issue 217 - Tuesday, 23rd August 2016 - Crumble Like A Sugarcube

Issue 218 - Wednesday, 24th August 2016 - Best Finest Surgeon, Come Cut Me Open

Issue 219 - Thursday, 25th August 2016 - I Can See Electricity

Issue 220 - Friday, 26th August 2016 - Drag My Coat Tails Down

Issue 221 - Monday, 29th August 2016 - What's At The End Of Satan's Rainbow?

Issue 222 - Tuesday, 30th August 2016 - Hypodermic People Poking

Issue 223 - Wednesday, 30th August 2016 - Disease Covered Puget Sound

Issue 224 - Thursday, 1st September 2016 - The Left Newspapers Might Whine A Bit

Issue 225 - Friday, 2nd September 2016 - Early To Finish, I Was Late To Start

Issue 226 - Monday, 5th September 2016 - If You Hate This, I Can’t Blame You

Issue 227 - Tuesday, 6th September 2016 - Every Time That I Call You, You Find Some Way To Ditch Me

Issue 228 - Wednesday, 7th September 2016 - She’s Got A Tattoo And Two Pet Snakes

Issue 229 - Thursday, 8th September 2016 - They Don’t Make Stationery Like This Where I’m From

Issue 230 - Friday, 10th September 2016 - Oakley Makes The Shades That Transform A Tool

Issue 231 - Monday, 12th September 2016 - We Really Love The USA

Issue 232 - Tuesday, 13th September 2016 - I'm Your Zero

Issue 233 - Wednesday, 14th September 2016 - And Into The Eyes Of The Jackal I Say Kaboom

Issue 234 - Thursday, 15th September 2016 - The Fickle Fascination Of An Everlasting God

Issue 235 - Friday, 16th September 2016 - Disconnect A Million Miles

Issue 236 - Monday, 19th September 2016 - He Bought Me A Soda

Issue 237 - Thursday, 20th September 2016 - Stay All Day If You Want To

Issue 238 - Wednesday, 21st September 2016 - Samples This Song From Washington State

Issue 239 - Thursday, 22nd September 2016 - Went Looking For The Broadcaster

Issue 240 - Friday, 23rd September 2016 - Pioneer Of Aerodynamics

Issue 214 - Monday, 26th September 2016 - I'm So Lost Out On The Highway

Issue 242 - Tuesday, 27th September 2016 - Blame Modern Movement To Give It Away

Issue 243 - Wednesday, 28th September 2016 - Metal Heavy, Soft At The Core

Issue 244 - Thursday, 29th September 2016 - I Ain’t Here To Break It, Just See How Far It Bends

Issue 255 - Monday, 3rd October 2016 - Gossips, Frauds And Snakes

Issue 246 - Tuesday, 4th October 2016 - You Can Never Do Anything That’s Never Been Done Before

Issue 247 - Wednesday, 5th October 2016 - Wasting Another Night On Planning My Revenge

Issue 248 - Thursday, 6th October 2016 - South Carolina Kid Heating Things Up

Issue 249 - Friday, 7th October 2016 - I Don’t Mind The Sun Sometimes

Issue 250 - Monday 10th October 2016 - He's Made Of Plastic

Issue 251 - Tuesday, 11th October 2016 - I'm Just A Sucker Like You

Issue 252 - Wednesday, 12th October 2016 - I've Got All I Want, I'm On Top Of The Heap

Issue 253 - Thursday, 13th October 2016 - Bugs To Kill, Poppin' The Pills

Issue 254 - Friday, 14th October 2016 - Pantene Sheen With The Colgate Gleam

Issue 264 - Thursday, 27th October 2016 - I'm Like Ma Bell, Got The Ill Communication

Issue 255 - Monday, 17th October 2016 - He Is Zeros And Ones

Issue 256 - Tuesday, 18th October 2016 - I Knew You Were Mine The First Time I Googled You

Issue 257 - Wednesday 19th October 2016 - The End Is Looming, I’ve Read It In A Magazine

Issue 258 - Thursday, 20th October 2016 - We’ll Be The Doves In Your Purple Rain

Issue 259 - Friday, 21st October 2016 - Low Flying Panic Attack

Issue 260 - Monday, 24th October 2016 - I Spent My Last Dollar To Buy A Sabrett

Issue 261 - Tuesday 25th October 2016 - You Know The Bronx Is Up And I'm Brooklyn Down

Issue 262 - Wednesday 25th October 2016 - Cool As A Cucumber In A Bowl Of Hot Sauce

Issue 263 - Thursday, 26th October 2016 - She's The Cheese And I'm The Macaroni

Issue 265 - Monday, 31st October 2016 - Like The Knicks, I Got Game Like I Worked At Hasbro

Issue 266 - Wednesday, 2nd November 2016 - When I'm In Holland I Eat The Pannenkoeken

Issue 267 - Thursday, 3rd November 2016 - I'm Intercontinental When I Eat French Toast

Issue 268 - Friday, 4th November 2016 - From The Satellite Dish To Your Joystick

Issue 269 - Monday, 7th November 2016 - Don't Let Them Tell You The Future's Electric

Issue 270 - Tuesday, 8th November, 2016 - Any Man With A Microphone Can Tell You What He Loves The Most

Issue 271 - Wednesday, 9th November 2016 - The Message Coming From My Eyes Says Leave It Alone

Issue 272 - Thursday, 10th November 2016 - Can't You People Just Leave Her Alone

Issue 273 - Friday, 11th November 2016 - Get Behind Me

Issue 274 - Monday 14th November, 2016 - This Guy At White Castle Asked For My Autograph

Issue 275 - Tuesday 15th November, 2016 - Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. AK

Issue 276 - Wednesday 16th November, 2016 - You Ain't Gonna Sell Two Copies If You Press A Double Album

Issue 277 - Thursday, 17th November 2016 - Wake Up Naked At McDonald's

Issue 278 - Friday, 18th November 2016 - As Far As Invites Go You’ll Be Last On The List

Issue 279 - Monday, 21th November 2016 - They Said I Can't Rap About Being Broke No More

Issue 280 - Tuesday, 22nd November 2016 - Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans

Issue 281 - Wednesday, 23rd November 2016 - Please Lord, This Boy Needs Jesus

Issue 282 - Thursday, 24th November 2016 - The FCC Won't Let Me Be Or Let Me Be Me

Issue 283 - Friday, 25th November 2016 - I'm An Uncooked Slab Of Beef Laying On Your Kitchen Floor

Issue 284 - Monday, 28th November 2016 - They Say Jump, You Say How High

Issue 285 - Tuesday, 29th November 2016 - You’ll Work Harder With A Gun In Your Back

Issue 286 - Wednesday, 30th November 2016 - Kick Yourself Out, You're An Immigrant Too

Issue 288 - Friday, 2nd December 2016 - Coastline For Fence

Issue 289 - Monday, 5th December 2016 - Pass Me The Scalpel, I'll Make An Incision

Issue 290 - Tuesday, 6th December 2016 - I'm Richard

Issue 291 - Wednesday, 7th December 2016 - I'll Cut Off The Part Of Your Brain That Does The Bitchin'

Issue 292 - Thursday, 8th December 2016 - Put It In Formaldehyde And Put It On The Shelf

Issue 293 - Friday, 9th December 2016 - Show It To Your Friends And Say, "That's My Old Self"

Issue 287 - Thursday, 1st December 2016 - The Cops, The Priest, The Crisis Line

Issue 294 - Monday, 12th December 2016 - Nice Day To Have A Schnitzel

Issue 295 - Tuesday, 13th December 2016 - That's Where The Stars Come From

Issue 296 - Wednesday, 14th December 2016 - From Timbuktu To Old Berlin

Issue 297 - Thursday, 15th December 2016 - As Long As I Remember Who's Wearing The Trousers

Issue 298 - Friday, 16th December 2016 - Father Forgive Me, I Tried Not To Do It

Issue 299 - Monday, 19th December 2016 - From The Hudson River Out To The Nile

Issue 100 - Friday, 4th March 2016 - Okay, Want Me To Hit It?

Issue 120 - Wednesday, 6th April 2016 - A Bright Pair of Newcomers Called Broz Had The World At Their Feet

Issue 101 - Monday, 7th March 2016 - This Is Dizzy Stuff Folks

Issue 102 - Tuesday, 8th March 2016 - You Need Good Fresh Ingredients To Bake The Best Cake

Issue 103 - Wednesday, 9th March 2016 - He Thought I Was Fiddling With His Woman

Issue 104 - Thursday, 10th March 2016 - The View's Magnificent, You'll Bar Up!

Issue 105 - Friday, 11th March 2016 - It Looks Like There's Something Rotten In The State of The Netherlands

Issue 106 - Tuesday, 15th March 2016 - I've Been Parked There All Day

Issue 107 - Wednesday, 16th March 2016 - You Can Take My Licence, But You'll Never Take, My Tequila!

Issue 108 - Thursday, 17th March 2016 - Fake

Issue 109 - Friday, 18th March 2016 - I'm Free

Issue 110 - Monday, 21st March 2016 - The Fat Kid From Mordialloc High School

Issue 111 - Tuesday, 22nd March 2016 - There's Never Been A Better Time

Issue 112 - Thursday, 23rd March 2016 - Standing Up To The Thugs In The Scallop Industry

Issue 113 - Friday, 24th March 2016 - Jim's Upskirting

Issue 114 - Tuesday, 29th March 2016 - Nickelback

Issue 115 - Wednesday, 30th March 2016 - The Guy That Was In That Magazine, Getting Up His Missus

Issue 116 - Thursday, 31st March 2016 - Somebody Step On A Duck?

Issue 117 - Friday, 1st April, 2016 - Candle, Candle, Burning Bright

Issue 118 - Monday, 4th April 2016 - I Was Wearing Tight Shorts

Issue 119 - Tuesday, 5th April 2016 - I Was Flying Around In Pink Helicopters

Issue 123 - Monday, 11th April 2016 - Borgust

Issue 124 - Tuesday, 12th April 2016 - They Let You Down

Issue 125 - Wednesday, 13th April 2016 - Every Time

Issue 127 - Wednesday, 13th April 2016 - Every Time

Issue 126 - Thursday, 14th April 2016 - Without Fail

Issue 128 - Monday, 18th April 2016 - Whole Lotta Sporking Going On

Issue 129 - Tuesday, 19th April 2016 - Gaelan

Issue 130 - Wednesday, 20th April 2016 - Hot Dogs

Issue 131 - Thursday 21st April 2016 - Your Body Is A Wonderland

Issue 132 - Friday, 22nd April 2016 - Richard Marsipan

Issue 133 - Tuesday, 26th April 2016 - There's Only One Thing That Really Worries Me

Issue 134 - Wednesday, 27th April 2016 - And That's Hair Loss

Issue 135 - Thursday, 28th April 2016 - The Labor Party Says Ahhhhhhhhh

Issue 136 - Friday, 29th April 2016 - Just Like Mama Used To Defrost

Issue 137 - Monday, 2nd May 2016 - Richard Marsland Can't Stop Tooling About Downstairs

Issue 138 - Tuesday, 3rd May 2016 - Airmail: The Best Way To Get A Puppy From A To B

Issue 139 - Wednesday 4th May 2016 - If They Want My Sperm

Issue 140 - Thursday, 5th May 2016 - They're Going To Have to Get Me Into Bed

Issue 141 - Friday, 6th May 2016 - And Get It The Conventional Way

Issue 142 - Monday 9th May 2016 - Get A Life Cyber Freaks

Issue 143 - Tuesday, 10th May 2016 - It’s A Lie, A Flaming Lie!

Issue 144 - Wednesday, 11th May 2016 - Nodding Profusely

Issue 145 - Thursday, 12th May 2016 - The Driver Of A Dodgy Car In Rotorua Is In Deep Trouble

Issue 146 - Friday, 13th of May 2016 - I've Been Parked There for AT LEAST Thirty Seconds

Issue 147 - Monday, 16th May 2016 - Don’t Forget The Scrotum

Issue 148 - Tuesday, 17th May 2016 - Bucket Back

Issue 149 - Wednesday, 18th May 2016 - Absolute Bollocks

Issue 150 - Thursday, 19th May 2016 - Cover Me In Sauce

Issue 151 - Friday, 19th May 2016 - I Say, Get Over It

Issue 152 - Monday, 23rd May 2016 - Of Course I Like Cheese

Issue 153 - Tuesday, 24th May 2016 - You Just Racist Me

Issue 154 - Wednesday, 25th May 2016 - Holding Women's Underwear Like Trophies

Issue 155 - Thursday, 26th May 2016 - Donkey Courtroom

Issue 156 - Friday, 27th May 2016 - Bolvia

Issue 157 - Monday, 30th May 2016 - What You’re Looking For Is A Boot In The Arse

Issue 158 - Tuesday, 31st May 2016 - Who’s Your Favourite Sailor?

Issue 159 - Wednesday, 1st June 2016 - For Vegans, We Got Some Meat

Issue 160 - Thursday, 2nd June 2016 - Richard's Crazy House Of Foster Kids

Issue 161 - Friday, 3rd June 2016 - Who's Your Favourite Sheffield Shield Cricketer?

Issue 162 - Monday, 6th June 2016 - They're Gourmet Flames

Issue 163 - Tuesday, 7th June 2016 - Thousand Island Dressing, I Just Scull It

Issue 164 - Wednesday, 8th June 2016 - Interferes With Marine Life

Issue 165 - Thursday, 9th June 2016 - There's Never Been A Better Time For Gourmet Pizza

Issue 166 - Friday, 10th June 2016 - It's Got Shaved Bacon Shavings On It

Issue 167 - Tuesday, 14th June 2016 - Grant Spatchcock's Gourmet Pizza

Issue 168 - Wednesday, 15th June 2016 - Dijon Mustard, That's From France, Which is in Traralgon

Issue 169 - Thursday, 16th June 2016 - It's Like, You Know, Gourmet

Issue 170 - Friday, 17th June 2016 - Gourmet Cheese, Like Kraft Squares, But Not As Orange

Issue 171 - Monday, 20th June 2016 - Fatto A Mano

Issue 172 - Tuesday, 21st June 2016 - Mister Cool Stride

Issue 173 - Wednesday 22nd June 2016 - Latrobe Street Mega Meats

Issue 174 - Thursday, 23rd June 2016 - Hashtag Jordan

Issue 175 - Friday, 24th June 2016 - Jack Ya Zipper

Issue 176 - Monday, 27th June 2016 - Your Television Lies To You

Issue 177 - Tuesday, 28th June 2016 - A Rabbit Always Smashes Me

Issue 178 - Wednesday, 29th June 2016 - Like A Monkey With A Miniature Cymbal

Issue 179 - Thursday, 30th June 2016 - The Cheddar Breed Jealousy

Issue 180 - Friday, 1st July 2016 - Talking Trash To The Garbage Around You

Issue 181 - Monday, 4th July 2016 - Sometimes People Can Be Oh So Dense

Issue 182 - Tuesday, 5th July 2016 - That's What Keeps Me Down

Issue 183 - Wednesday, 6th July 2016 - All The Killers & Hundred Dollar Billers

Issue 184 - Thursday, 7th July 2016 - Free Range Humans All Cooped Up

Issue 185 - Friday, 8th July 2016 - In The Comfort Of A Loungeroom In Suburbia

Issue 186 - Monday, 11th July 2016 - You Got The Bottom Bunk In A Two Man Cell

Issue 187 - Tuesday, 12th July 2016 - This Is It Folks, Over The Top

Issue 188 - Thursday, 13th July 2016 - You're Four Time Double Cream

Issue 189 - Thursday, 14th July 2016 - They Take Our Money, But They Won't Take Our Soul

Issue 190 - Friday, 15th July 2016 - It's A Hard Row To Hoe All By Yourself

Issue 191 - Monday, 18th July 2016 - Feels Alright As Long As Something's Happening

Issue 192 - Tuesday, 19th July 2016 - Now The Cool Kids Are Nerds And The Nerds Got The Cool

Issue 193 - Wednesday 20th July, 2016 - Tell Us Where You're From, What You Want To Become

Issue 194 - Thursday 21st July, 2016 - Won't Somebody Sell Me Back To Me?

Issue 195 - Friday 22nd July, 2016 - Tokyo, Denmark, Sweden

Issue 196 - Monday, 25th July 2016 - Just Ring 362436

Issue 197 - Tuesday, 26th July 2016 - Copper Shades Of A Morning

Issue 198 - Wednesday, 27th July 2016 - The Lakers Beat The Supersonics

Issue 199 - Thursday, 28th July 2016 - Can't Steal It, Can't Keep It

Issue 1 - Monday 5th October, 2015 - Hang On, The BBQ Is Still Warming Up

Issue 2 - Tuesday 6th October, 2015 - How Long Will I Persist With BBQ Analogies?

Issue 3 - Wednesday 7th October, 2015 - Nice Crackle

Issue 4 - Thursday 8th October, 2015

Issue 5 - Friday 9th October, 2015 - Mmmm, Marble Wash Jeans

Issue 6 - Monday 11th October, 2015 - Assault, Assault! You Touched Me Officer, Sorry.

Issue 7 - Tuesday 12th October, 2015 - How Come?

Issue 8 - Wednesday 14th October, 2015 - Always Blow On The Pie

Issue 9 - Wednesday 15th October, 2015 - Safer Communities Together

Issue 10 - Thursday 16th October, 2015 - One Right Up The Bracket

Issue 11 - Monday 19th October, 2015 - I Like Cheese

Issue 12 - Tuesday 20th October, 2015 - A Cheese Powered Economy

Issue 13 - Wednesday 21st October, 2015 - Armitage Shanks

Issue 14 - Thursday 22nd October, 2015 - Marslando Calrissian

Issue 15 - Friday 23rd October, 2015 - There's Chuck Everywhere

Issue 16 - Monday 26th October, 2015 - The Seats Are Disgusting

Issue 17 - Tuesday 27th October, 2015 - Graffiti, Graffiti Is The Worst

Issue 18 - Wednesday 28th October, 2015 - You Are Dealing With Dickinson

Issue 19 - Thursday 29th October, 2015 - If I Tell You To Jump Off The Harbour Bridge and You Jump

Issue 20 - Friday 30th October, 2015 - I Don't Want You To Jump Off The Harbour Bridge

Issue 21 - Monday 2nd November, 2015 - Oooooh Me Plums

Issue 22 - Tuesday 3rd November, 2015 - Shock Jock Richard Marsland

Issue 23 - Wednesday 4th November, 2015 - Cheap

Issue 24 - Thursday 5th November, 2015 - Nasty

Issue 25 - Friday 6th November, 2015 - Downright Boring

Issue 26 - Monday 9th November, 2015 - Frogsack

Issue 26 - Tuesday 10th November, 2015 - Jumper Pants

Issue 28 - Wednesday 11th November, 2015 - Box of Sand

Issue 29 - Thursday 12th November, 2015 - Lavender

Issue 30 - Friday 13th November, 2015 - Haunted Studio

Issue 31 - Monday 16th November, 2015 - Business Man: The Netherlands

Issue 32 - Tuesday 17th November, 2015 - Nice Guy, Fun, Dancer

Issue 33 - Wednesday 18th November, 2015 - Marinara, Mariana

Issue 34 - Thursday 19th November, 2015 - One Bizarre Brew

Issue 35 - Friday 20th November, 2015 - Grant Spatchcock's Gourmet Pizza

Issue 36 - Monday 23rd November, 2015 - Fair Dinkum Mongrels and Bludgers

Issue 37 - Tuesday 24th November, 2015 - The Scallop Menace

Issue 38 - Wednesday 25th November, 2015 - Mine's The Scientist

Issue 39 - Thursday 26th November, 2015 - Nickleback

Issue 40 - Friday 27th November, 2015 - Shanky McWindswept

Issue 41 - Monday 30th November, 2015 - I'm Invincible

Issue 42 - Tuesday 1st December, 2015 - I'm Paying Money

Issue 43 - Wednesday 2nd December, 2015 - The Girl's Happy

Issue 44 - Thursday 3rd December, 2015 - She's Got No Money

Issue 45 - Friday 4th December, 2015 - I Got My Rocks Off

Issue 46 - Monday 7th December, 2015 - How Good Is This?

Issue 47- Tuesday 8th December, 2015 - Meat Pie Trailor

Issue 48 - Wednesday 9th of December, 2015 - People Want Ducks

Issue 49 - Thursday 10th December, 2015 - Hong Kong Marsland

Issue 50 - 11th of December, 2015 - Marsland Motors

Issue 51 - 14th December, 2015 - Marsland Cricket Ground

Issue 52 - Tuesday 15th December, 2015 - Ricky M

Issue 53 - Wednesday 16th December, 2015 - Life on Marsland

Issue 54 - Thursday, 17th December 2015 - The Windswept One

Issue 55 - Friday 18th December, 2015 - I'm Richard

Issue 56 - Monday 4th January, 2016 - Don't Go Near Him

Issue 57 - 5th January, 2016 - He's Not Worth It

Issue 58 - 6th January, 2016 - He is a Dirty Manwhore

Issue 59 - 7th January, 2016 - Stay Away From Him

Issue 60 - Friday 8th January, 2016 - Wastage and Seepage

Issue 61 - Monday 11th January, 2016 - People Want Dutch

Issue 62 - Tuesday 12th January, 2016 - Flowers, Flowers Drifting by The Pane

Issue 63 - Wednesday 13th January, 2016 - I Say, Get Over It

Issue 64 - Thursday, 14th January 2016 - I Love You, You Barmy Old Horse

Issue 65 - Friday, 15th January 2016 - Pot Kettle

Issue 66 - Monday 18th January, 2016 - After All Is Said And Done

Issue 67 - Tuesday, 19th January 2016 - Hi! This is Warwick Capper!

Issue 68 - Wednesday, 20th Janurary 2016 - You Know? My Long Blonde Locks

Issue 69 - Thursday, 20th January 2016 - Alright, That's Good Stuff

Issue 70 - Friday, 22nd of January 2016 - I Was The Biggest Thing On The Footy Field

Issue 71 - Monday, 25th January 2016 - I Quite Enjoyed Shortbus

Issue 72 - Tuesday 26th January, 2016 - Yellow Bellied Black Snake at a BBQ

Issue 73 - Wednesday 27th January, 2016 - The Vengabus is Coming

Issue 74 - Thursday 28th January, 2016 - Passiona High

Issue 75 - Friday, 29th January 2016 - Woe Betides Anyone Who Has The Hide to Criticise It

Issue 76 - Monday, 1st February, 2016 - Mingo

Issue 77 - Tuesday 2nd February, 2016 - Losers

Issue 78 - Wednesday, 3rd February 2016 - Deadbeats

Issue 79 - Thursday, 4th February 2016 - Knockers

Issue 80 - Friday, 5th February 2016 - Grubs

Issue 81 - Monday 8th February 2016 - This is a Complete Dog's Breakfast

Issue 82 - Tuesday, 9th Feburary 2016 - An Absolute Dog's Breakfast

Issue 83 - Wednesday 10th February, 2016 - Tossing a Few More Cans of PAL Into the Dog's Breakfast

Issue 84 - Thursday, 11th February 2016 - Will Not Make A Decent Dog's Breakfast

Issue 85 - Friday, 12th February 2016 - The Dick Liquor

Issue 86 - Monday, 15th February 2016 - Talkback Mountain

Issue 87 - Tuesday, 16th February 2016 - Sitting Back On The Couch

Issue 333 - Thursday, 16th February 2017

Issue 88 - Wednesday, 17th Feburary 2016 - Rolling A Fat Cigarette

Issue 89 - Thursday, 18th February 2016 - Bitching, Waiting For The Next Handout

Issue 90 - Friday, 19th February 2016 - On The Gravy Train Express, To Nowhere Town

Issue 91 - Monday, 22nd February 2016 - I Was Born And Spawn On This Game

Issue 92 - Tuesday, 23rd February 2016 - In Bay 13

Issue 93 - Wednesday, 24th February 2016 - Selling And Eating Dixie Ice Creams

Issue 94 - Thursday, 25th February 2016 - Then Through Guts And Hard Work

Issue 95 - Friday, 26th February 2016 - Ran On To This Great Arena

Issue 96 - Monday, 29th February 2016 - That Good Enough?

Issue 97 - Tuesday, 1st March 2016 - Ya Happy With That?

Issue 98 - Wednesday, 2nd March 2016 - Remember

Issue 99 - Thursday 3rd March 2016 - It's Hard When You Can Talk Quick

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